Splortched

So, two photography classes (An A in my print class, a C in my art class... go figure, huh?) and I am getting better at everything Photoshop. I need some naked skin to make perfect in PS... somebody model for me. Also I need some critiques. Anybody got comments on my newly uploaded works?

So, I got back from a deployment to the asian pacific countries. WEE! Now I'm out of the Navy! Freed from the slings and arrows of noble servitude, and back to smoking and drinking. I kid, I kid. But seriously... Smoking and drinking is awesome. So I requested to be ship's photographer and I did a pretty badass job, I think. I took some AMAZING shots, but... to my dismay, I was kicked out of the Navy before I had a chance to get all my pics. F!@#$%@#$ A@$ F#@$%@! So I'm gonna mail one of the guys to see if I can get my intellectual property... and the rest of my shit still on the ship. I have been taking some pretty neat night shots... jus

So I spend over $700 on a camera I cannot afford. Then I don't use it. Ugh. I'm an idiot. Well, I have been working alot... like that's an excuse. Stupid military war machine distracting me from the important things in life... Like porn... Well, I shall be going on a 6 month deployment soon... This should prove to be interesting. Perhaps I shall finally get the chance to take some neat pictures.